urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cheesebyproduct cheesebyproduct cheesebyproduct 2005-06-07T01:15:08Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cheesebyproduct:4504 2005-06-07T01:11:12Z 2005-06-07T01:15:08Z random techno I now have not only the fight song, but the Alma Mater as well as cell phone ring tones.<br /><br />band nerds rule.<br /><br />i found a really cool picture of a flower today.<br /><br /><img src="http://home.comcast.net/~cheesebyproduct/evil-flower.jpg"> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cheesebyproduct:4224 2005-05-10T03:49:39Z 2005-05-10T03:49:39Z Weather Channel Theme Song We went to New York. And now we're home. And I will now forever hear voices in my head saying "watches...watches...watches...watches..." urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cheesebyproduct:3859 2005-04-18T01:55:45Z 2005-04-18T01:58:10Z random techno Do not move equipment becasue it may trigger an alarm, and could be reported as lost or stolen. Food and drink are not permitted in the lab. Please do not over-use facility resources, such as server CPU cycles, bandwidth, printers, or concurrent login sessions. Please do not use printers as copy machines. Duct tape is not for use on flues, chimneys, mufflers, or tailpipes.<br /><br /><img src="http://mc.clintock.com/first_floor/kitchen/cabinet_beside_refrigerator/upper_cabinet/wheat_thins.jpg" align="Right"> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cheesebyproduct:3791 2005-04-18T00:42:35Z 2005-04-18T00:42:35Z raking leaves is fun urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cheesebyproduct:3536 2005-04-05T01:11:55Z 2005-04-05T01:15:04Z Scientists today made an extremely important discovery.&nbsp; They now have undisputed factual image evidence that there is indeed water on mars.<br /><br /><a href="http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0504/WaterOnMars2_gcc_big.jpg">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0504/WaterOnMars2_gcc_big.jpg</a> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cheesebyproduct:3144 2005-01-30T05:21:29Z 2005-01-30T05:21:29Z wooooo!!! finally updated!!!<br /><br />life is good. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cheesebyproduct:3049 2004-11-24T03:14:02Z 2004-11-24T03:14:02Z annoying humming of old fluorescent lights Well today was an awesome day. I made scrambled eggs in the microwave. They were awesome. I thought about them all day, so nothing bad could happen, and because of this, the day was awesome. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cheesebyproduct:2749 2004-11-01T04:07:01Z 2004-11-01T04:07:01Z happy halloween urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cheesebyproduct:2396 2004-09-01T04:57:12Z 2005-04-05T01:18:04Z Once again, I haven't updated in a long time, but I don't know what to update with. <table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" border="0" width="266"><tr> <td align="center" width="266"> <table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="5" border="0" width="260"><tr> <td bgcolor="#000052" align="center" width="81"> <font color="#00FF00"> <font face="comic sans ms,sans serif"><span style="font-size: 8pt">Awake-ness</font><font size="1"><br><img src="http://atlas.walagata.com/w/antic/sim12_1.gif" width="60" height="6"><br> </font> <font face="comic sans ms,sans serif"><span style="font-size: 8pt">Tiredness</font><font size="1"><br><img src="http://atlas.walagata.com/w/antic/sim12_5.gif" width="60" height="6"><br> </font> <font face="comic sans ms,sans serif"><span style="font-size: 8pt">Stupidity</font><font size="1"><br><img src="http://atlas.walagata.com/w/antic/sim12_6.gif" width="60" height="6"></font></font></td> <td bgcolor="#000052" align="center" width="78"> <font color="#00FF00"> <font face="comic sans ms,sans serif"><span style="font-size: 8pt">uhhh</font><font size="1"><br><img src="http://atlas.walagata.com/w/antic/sim12_4.gif" width="60" height="6"><br> </font> <font face="comic sans ms,sans serif"><span style="font-size: 8pt">out of ideas</font><font size="1"><br><img src="http://atlas.walagata.com/w/antic/sim12_4.gif" width="60" height="6"><br> </font> <font face="comic sans ms,sans serif"><span style="font-size: 8pt">ummmm</font><font size="1"><br><img src="http://atlas.walagata.com/w/antic/sim12_1.gif" width="60" height="6"></font></font></td> <td bgcolor="#000052" align="center" width="71"> <font color="#00FF00"> <font face="comic sans ms,sans serif"><span style="font-size: 8pt">YEA TOAST</font><font size="1"><br><img src="http://atlas.walagata.com/w/antic/sim12_6.gif" width="60" height="6"><br> </font><font face="comic sans ms,sans serif"><span style="font-size: 8pt">I'm tired</font><font size="1"><br><img src="http://atlas.walagata.com/w/antic/sim12_2.gif" width="60" height="6"><br> </font> <font face="comic sans ms,sans serif"><span style="font-size: 8pt">Hello.</font><font size="1"><br><img src="http://atlas.walagata.com/w/antic/sim12_0.gif" width="60" height="6"></font></font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr> <td width="266"><span style="font-size: 8pt">Made with the Simsulator. Yay. I am lazy.</span></td></tr></table></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cheesebyproduct:2106 2004-07-14T03:59:44Z 2004-07-14T03:59:44Z well its been months since i've updated, so to catch you all up on my interesting life, i'm posting a comprehensive update covering the last couple weeks.<br /><br />LIFE IS GOOD.<br /><br />the end. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cheesebyproduct:1817 2004-06-02T02:42:01Z 2004-06-02T02:42:01Z <p>Well Paul... I updated ur layout for you. You should b happy now cause its awesome with toast!!! :-)</p> <p>Your Friend,</p> <p>Steph</p> <p><img src="http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v94/bballchamp2345/Random%20Kool%20Stuff/bathroom_exits.jpg"></p> <p>This layout was created by: </p><span class='ljuser ljuser-name_myopic2000' lj:user='myopic2000' style='white-space: nowrap;'><a href='http://myopic2000.livejournal.com/profile'><img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /></a><a href='http://myopic2000.livejournal.com/'><b>myopic2000</b></a></span> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cheesebyproduct:1552 2004-05-28T03:38:32Z 2004-05-28T03:44:21Z ok well stephanie made me post this because she thought it was funny. i got it out of her livejournal, and it returned a bizzare result! why do these little things always pick on me??? AAAAHHH!! 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Not a problem though, i'll just do it in biology tomorrow.<br /><br />so far, i've procrastinated by...<br />making dinner for little sister<br />memorizing owners manual for air conditioner<br />watching about shipwrecks on history channel<br />empty cat litter box<br /><br />i still am going to...<br />take a shower<br />sweep my room<br />help brother with homework<br />make bread<br />reformat huge box of floppy disks<br /><br />procrastination is so much fun, and the best part is, if i keep straight a's in all my classes, i don't have to study much for finals because i can get like C's on on them and still have A's in the class; math teacher showed us a formula to figure out what we need to get on the finals to keep certain grades.<br /><br />i'm happy that school's almost over and that the warm lake and sea doo will soon become my life once again; i can hardly wait, its so much fun. i love my house, i'm so glad we live on a lake, but at the same time, i miss the memorable events from this year.<br /><br />virginia beach was awesome; thank you to everyone in the group who kept each other laughing throughout the trip, it was a lot of fun.<br /><br />i miss marching band. its weird, when we're out drilling on the field, i think to myself, "why the heck am i doing this," but when we perform, its so much fun, and now that its over, i can't wait for it to start again<br />i also miss the swim team, can't wait for that to start again<br /><br />ok now i'm just rambling... gotta go finish my list of procrastination so i can start my homework. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cheesebyproduct:1169 2004-05-11T19:13:36Z 2004-05-11T19:13:36Z weeeeeeeeeeee i'm sitting at school in the band room.<br /><br />someone said they would bring me toast tomorrow; so i'm scared. i'm scared of toast, especially on white bread, because then it turns brown.<br /><br />woohooo trumpet lesson at 3:40 today...<br /><br />annoying stephanie with annoying noises<br /><br />listening to tim's trumpet lesson<br /><br /><br />i love the practice rooms, they have padded walls.<br /><br /><br />we're reading "of mice and men" in english, and we have questions, weeeeeeeee (fun), but we're watching the movie, so yay no actual work.<br /><br /><br />we're eating breakfast in biology tomorrow; mr lindsay is an idiot and doesn't really care about anything; he was too lazy to make a lesson plan, so he told us to bring food.<br /><br />math BUA on friday... proofs... fun....yay......<br /><br />the band room is really cold today urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cheesebyproduct:1002 2004-05-03T02:56:42Z 2004-05-03T03:05:22Z The Ambient Noise of My Linux Box Whirring Beside Me this is everything on my desk right now:<br /><br />computer monitor for my linux box linksys wpc11 wireless card, single hole punch, thumbtack, scissors, computer microphone, random stack of 9 unlabled floppy disks (at least 4 of them are win98 boot disks), old broken calculator, stapler, box of tissues, Half-Life cd and cd case, electric pencil sharpener, pair of pliers, 3com pcmcia ethernet card, rubber eraser, $20 in quarters, a digital camera battery, a small bean bag, a water bottle, box of tic tacs, compaq evo n160 laptop (what i'm typing this on right now), cell phone, mandrake linux 9.2 cds, swim goggles box, lexmark empty color ink cartridge, trumpet mouthpiece, bottle of super glue, bottle of VHS tape cleaner, an empty digital video tape case (don't know where the tape is), a USB to PS2 converter for mouse/keyboards, and the cable to transfer stuff to a graphing calculator, box of defective data storage tapes, broken ruler, empty sunkist orange pop can, cat5 cable crimping tool, sea doo key.<br /><br />as you can see, I am the most organized person you can ever meet. Because of this, you must all go watch bruce almighty RIGHT NOW because it rules.<br /><br />we deserved straight 1's; the judging was biased; they were all from blissfield.<br /><br />attention k-mart shoppers: there is a blue light special on energizer batteries in aisle 9. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cheesebyproduct:523 2004-03-27T04:07:08Z 2004-03-27T04:07:08Z Would you....<br /><br />Flood my house with liquified beef?<br /><br />Run over my laptop with a hijacked school bus?<br /><br />Crash that school bus into my house?<br /><br />Super glue my wallet shut, denying me the privelage of buying and eating lunch?<br /><br /><br />Do you ever...<br /><br />Have visions of a better world without my existance?<br /><br />Try to devise plans to rid the world my existance after having such visions?<br /><br />Confuse me and Mr. Lindsay in conversations?<br /><br /><br />Would you ever...<br /><br />Consider throwing me into a jet engine?<br /><br />Throw me into a woodchipper?<br /><br />Actually complete this survey?<br /><br />Hack my livejournal just to destroy my random idiocy?